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The witch is back! Oh boy, it’s been a real adventure since my last blog in August. We moved back out to New Mexico, driving cross country from Florida with two spazzy dogs (and sometimes two spazzy humans). After waiting almost 20 days without 98% of our belongings, our home goods finally got delivered which means BAKETOBER HAS COMMENCED! I was getting downright twitchy not being able to bake (and more over, not being able to eat said baked goods).  But I am happy to say that I’m not going to miss a single week of baking in October. I’m coming out frighting.

It’s technically eye candy.

I know, they’re absolutely awful, but that’s kind of the point. I mean, I am a little rusty since it’s been a couple months, so give a ghoul a break. But they are each delightful (or frightful) in their own weird little monstery way. And they are absolutely delish–it’s a black cherry flavored cupcake with cream cheese frosting, and they are so yummy I have to eat them two at a time. I’m just glad they can’t actually scream while I’m scarfing them down. And boo-lieve it or not, these terrifying little babies are only 142 calories a monstercake (recipe makes 18 total). They are so easy and so much fun to make, and they have me feeling all sorts of spooky and happy.

I may be blonde, but otherwise, I am Wednesday Addams.

The recipe itself is incredibly simple. I’ve done black velvet, Black Forest, most of the creepy flavors you can come up with for Halloween, but these just might be my new favorite. All you need is:

• 1 box of yellow or white cake mix (I used Whole Foods gluten free yellow cake mix)
• 1/2 cup (111 grams) of unsweetened applesauce
• 3/4 cup of skim or fat free milk
• 1/4 cup (79 grams) of egg whites or 2 whole eggs
• I box of sugar free black cherry Jell-o mix (10 grams of Jell-o powder) 

 Preheat your oven to 350 and line a couple muffin tins with cupcake wrappers (obviously, they need to be spooky to be seasonally appropriate). Mix together everything else on medium-high in a stand mixer for two minutes. I used a cookie scoop to plop one and a half scoops of batter into each cupcake wrapper. 

New kitchen counters and cabinets are giving this ghastly girl life.

I baked for 20 minutes…which, still learning my new oven here, was probably 2 minutes too long. Start checking for doneness with a toothpick around 18 minutes. Once a toothpick comes out clean, place your tins on top of cooling racks.

These wrappers are giving off Pugsley Addams vibes. Here for it.

After 10 minutes, remove the cupcakes from the tins and let cool completely before frosting. Things will be very grotesque, and not in a good way, if you don’t let these cool first.

Don’t waste cream cheese frosting…that’s a cardinal baking sin.

To make the cream cheese frosting, all you need is:

• 8 ounces of 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp
• 1/2 cup (112 grams) reduced fat butter or spread (leave cold)
• 2-3 cups of Lakanto powdered monkfruit sweetener or regular powdered sugar
• 2 tsp vanilla extract

I had SO MUCH leftover frosting, and I used 3 cups of Lakanto. I’d recommend only 2 cups since 18 cupcakes don’t need a ton of frosting. I froze half to use later for scary confections, so I’ll probably thank myself for this next weekend. 

Start by whipping the cream cheese and butter together on medium-high in a stand mixer until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add in your sugar/monkfruit and vanilla, blending on low until things start to come together, then switch to medium-high until well blended.

SPOOKY SPRINKLES™ RETURN!

So, I triple checked all my gel dyes before packing them up…and yet, the black still somehow managed to explode all over the bag it was in (Florida is nearly below sea level…give it time, but now we’re up at 4,200 ft elevation, so things got very balloon-y). After cleaning all my bottles and dying my hands various shades of the rainbow, I managed to salvage all my dyes in what I’m referring to as a Halloween Miracle. 

Is there a Patron Saint of Halloween Baking? If so, they’re my new favorite.

 I used orange, bright blue, bright purple, and lime green dyes for my monsters. I also kept a portion of frosting plain white for monster fangs. Other things you’ll need include Oreo’s for mouths, eyeball sprinkles (what do you mean you don’t have these on hand already? What are you? Normal?!), various piping tips (open star, three star, basket weave, grass tip for hair, etc.). I pretty much used every tip I have to make random monsters. Remember, they’re monsters, not models, we don’t expect perfection, we expect scarefection.

It would not be a Halloween post without a knife. Ghostface and Jason Voorhees would be proud.

The absolute best way to cut an Oreo in half, surprisingly, is not with one’s own mouth. Did I test this theory? Yes. About 6 six times. Was I sad it didn’t work? No, because you can’t be sad when you’re full of gluten free Oreo’s. Instead, I split an Oreo in half, picked out a serrated knife, and very, very slowly, with the meticulous persistence of a psycho murderer, sawed through until two clean, even pieces remained. And that, my friends, are how monster mouths are made, and how a serial killer may or may not have been born.

I mean, at least the monster looks happy about it.

I used a #2 round tip to pipe various fangs, buck teeth, and tiny teefs onto each Oreo half for my monster mouths. Your imagination allows for endless possibilities here. I then used a grass tip to pipe hair on several monsters, pictured above. On others I used open star tips to pipe stars or blobs, on others I used basket weave tips to create long tentacles. Truly, this is all up to how creative you feel like getting.

This is Peter. According to his Monster Match profile, he likes long walks on the beach, eating small children, and prefers robust red wines.

I did about 4 monsters of each color, tried piping some colors together, and pretty much just had a ball with it. I hadn’t baked in well over a month, so I got busy having fun and totally did not take photos of each different version until I was done…

It’s a field of screams.

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.

I very much so had to make a Mike Wazowski monstercake because he is my all-time favorite monster. I also made his apparently inbred three-eyed cousin and tiny pupil-ed sibling.

Don’t worry, Sully was kinda there.

I used a grass tip with purple and later blue to make a tiny, hairy rendition of Sully, because Mike needs his friend, obviously. Is she serious? Will we ever know? I’m just saying, for a proper Scare Floor, you need both characters.

Oh hey there, my slightly unhinged orange friends.

These all gave me Animal from Sesame Street vibes…especially the dude in the back. I bet he can really play the heck out of a drum set.

Gotta love those Purple People Eaters.

Are they creepy in a fun way? You bet. So, my mission was accomplished on that front. But the FLAVOR…oh man, something as simple as adding a packet of Jell-o to this recipe took it to the next level. You get that amazing black cherry flavor, and it is so good with that slight tang of cream cheese frosting. If you wanted to make them even spookier, you could add a few drops of red and a drop of black food coloring to the mix to make the cupcakes look like monster blood or guts when you bite into them. You’re welcome. That’s what I’m here for, to deliver gross ways to eat baked goods in October.

I scream, you scream, we all scream, everyone’s screaming…

For more cupcakes. I am not kidding, these are so good, even my husband that doesn’t really like dessert has been eating them two at a time as well. This definitely makes me feel like less of a glutton then when I’m double-fisting cupcakes by myself…but I do realize this means we’re gonna run out of monstercakes really fast, so I’ll be back at it again this weekend, baking up a terrifying storm of Halloween horrors. Now that this basic witch has her baking tools back, Spooktober dessert possibilities are endless. ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

A scarytale ending, indeed.

Derek and I are gearing up for our move back to New Mexico next month. Most people hear we’re headed back to Clovis from Florida and think we’re insane since we’re so happy to get back. What’s not to like? The climate is dry, like my humor. The plants are prickly, like my personality. The desert is flat, like my…wait. I guess I’m excited to go back because I am the desert… While there are definitely a few things I’m going to miss (lookin’ at you, Whole Foods home delivery), Florida never really felt like home to me. While I can see why people love to vacation here, Florida simply was not all it’s cactus to be. Give me those wide expanses, perfect sunsets, and Tex-Mex!!! And cake. Because this is a cake blog. And I made a cake inspired by New Mexico, so naturally, it’s a churro cake with a desert scene. 

It’s pretty spiketacular.

I’ve actually made this churro cake recipe before but never blogged about it. Happy to report it is just as delicious as it was the first time around, so you could say cactus makes perfect (stop rolling your eyes, you know this is who I am, unstoppable baker and pun master). The cake itself has a heavenly cinnamon and brown sugar swirl baked in to each layer, and the cream cheese frosting is also cinnamon flavored. Since I can’t have gluten, this is probably the closest I’ll ever get to being able to scarf down an actual churro, so I’ll take it! I’m not saying the amount of churros I ate in my youth directly contributed to the gluten intolerance that hit me in my 30s, but it probably didn’t help. In any instance, I’m just happy to be eating something churro-adjacent, and for only 309 calories a slice for 8 slices (a mere 247 calories for 10 slices).

You know, getting my just deserts.

It is a super simple cake recipe, and even the cacti decorating is fun and fast. To make the churro cake, you need:

• 1 box yellow cake mix
• 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce (111 grams)
• 3/4 cup of fat free or skim milk
• 1/4 cup of egg whites (61 grams)
• 1 tsp cinnamon extract
• For the swirl you need 2 tsp of cinnamon and 2 TBS of Lakanto golden monkfruit sweetener or regular brown sugar

Preheat your oven to 350 and line three six-inch round cake pans with Parchment paper, cooking spray, and bake even strips. Combine everything except the cinnamon and brown sugar in your stand mixer, beating on medium-high for two minutes. Evenly distribute the batter in all three pans. Now, take a small bowl and mix together the cinnamon and sugar. 

Then get swirly.

I just dumped a few spoonfuls on top of each cake round, then used a knife to gently swirl around and evenly distribute the mix into the batter. I mixed it in more the first time I made this cake so the swirl was inside the middle of the batter, but this time I wanted to get a good glaze or creme brulee effect on the top of each layer for a crisp bite, so I didn’t mix in the cinnamon sugar into the batter completely. I baked my cakes at 350 for 26 minutes.

Churro brulee.

Oh yes, things got super nice and caramelized. You get that amazing churro crunch this way that simply can’t be beat. Let the cakes rest on a cooling rack while still in the pans for 10 minutes, then turn out on the cooling rack to cool completely while you make your frosting. I put my cakes in the freezer because I am nothing if not impatient. Who has time to cool cakes when all you want to do is eat them?!
 

Back to that yogurt cream cheese frosting. I’m addicted.

I got to buy new piping tips to make this cake. I haven’t had to buy piping tips in like, two years…some still exist out there that I don’t already own, which was a surprise to both me and my husband, who has accepted that half of the kitchen storage belongs solely to my baking accoutrements. We don’t need cups, we need cake pans!! To make the cinnamon cream cheese frosting, you’ll need:

• 8 ounces (220 g) of 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp 
• 1 cup (226 g) of Dannon Light + Fit vanilla Greek yogurt, strained overnight to remove excess moisture
• 3 cups (360 g) of Lakanto powdered monkfruit or regular powdered sugar
• 1 tsp clear vanilla extract
• 2 tsp cinnamon extract
• Gel dyes in Kelly green, leaf green, lime, brown, pink, yellow, and peach (not pictured)
• Wilton 6B, 4B, 2, and 18 piping tips
• 1/4 cup of Kinnickinick gluten free (or regular) crushed graham cracker crumbs for sand

 Beat the cream cheese in your stand mixer until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Then add in the yogurt, half the powdered sugar, and all the extracts. Mix well, then add in the remaining powdered sugar. Now, go grab those cooled cakes before you tint any frosting.

I hated having to hide that churro brulee topping, but a level cake is a must.

Use a bit of white frosting to layer in between each cake round. I always place my cake rounds face-down as it typically allows for a more level cake. Now, once you’ve filled your layers, take a small amount of white frosting, and load it into a piping bag with the #2 round tip. This will be for the cactus spines. Take the remaining frosting and divide it into 5 bowls:

• One dyed yellow
• One dyed pink
• One dyed peach
• One dyed light green, using half leaf green and half lime gel dyes
• One dyed dark green, using half Kelly green or leaf green and half brown gel dyes

About to get that sunset on.

I put my yellow, pink, and peach into piping bags to make my sunset background super simple to create. I didn’t use any piping tips for this, just snipped the ends of the bags. My pink bag has a coupler on it for later.

Abstract cake art.

Now, as you can see above, this does not take any form of precision or accuracy to make happen, or I wouldn’t be able to decorate a single cake. Simply pipe yellow around the bottom cake round, pink on the middle cake round, and peach around the top layer. You will need to save some pink for the cactus flowers. I ended up combining my leftover pink and peach together for this.

See? Not a catastrophe!

Now, take a bench scraper and make several passes around the cake and smooth out the top layer. You want the colors to start to bleed together to give off that sunset vibe.

I truly can’t wait to see these again in person, but I’ll take a New Mexico sunset on a cake because that means I have cake.

Now, load up the green frostings–one with the 4B tip (these will be the taller, skinnier cacti), and the other with the 6B tip (these will be the round, squatty cacti…look, we can’t all be tall, skinny cacti). Put the #18 star tip on the pink frosting bag.

Now, sans cacti, this is a Florida sunrise cake. It just needs a little drink umbrella on top, and then you can call it a day.

I then used a spoon to dust graham cracker sand around the edge of the cake. Now comes the fun part!

Cacti either look like they’re in a stick up or about to give you the world’s most painful bear hug.

If you have only ever seen a cactus once in your life, you can pipe them. You just take the piping bag and pipe straight up to create the middle/trunk, then pipe another line in a half U shape on one side, and repeat on the other. I did this all over the cake in varying heights with the 4B tip.

Those little squatty ones are cute though.

The I took the frosting with the 6B tip and just piped little mounds around the sides of the cake.

The cactus flower is this cake’s equivalent to sprinkles. It’s simply a must.

Using the #18 star tip, I piped dots of little flowers on some of the cacti. Then I used my white frosting with the #2 round tip to pipe teeny little dots on the edges of some of the cacti to make spikes.

Don’t forget the top!

Then I came in with my remaining frosting to pipe a little field of cacti on top of the cake. If you apply pressure to the piping bag while pulling straight up, you can make some pretty tall mounds with the 6B tip. I added flowers and spikes before grabbing more sand.

The desert, the beach, there’s always sand in everything I own…

I used my spoon to smooth out the graham cracker crumbs and carefully place it anywhere there was a gap between a cactus or two. That’s it! It took me about 10 minutes to frost and decorate the whole cake. It takes longer to dye all the frosting than it does to use it, so truly, this is a really fun, quick, easy way to decorate a cake.

I mean, these little guys are so cute I could just eat them right up (and did).

As far as the cacti can see, this is a nice homage to New Mexico.

Should it have been a prickly pear flavored cake? Probably. But you can pry my churros out of my cold, dead hands.

I have to say it because it’s both true and a pun: this cake has the most succulent flavor. It is moist, it is cinnamony, it has that churro brulee crunch, and that cinnamon cream cheese frosting is the right amount of sweet to compliment it all. I wish I could eat this cake every day for the rest of my life (like how I used to be able to eat actual churros. Thanks, body.). I had so much fun making it, and even more fun eating it, as it should be. I’m not sure I’ll have time to blog again before the move next month, so this is quite possibly the last time Kate ever bakes cakes in Florida. Never fear, Kate most definitely knows how to bake cakes at high altitude in New Mexico. It’ll take us a minute to get used to high elevation and that smell (Eau de Cow) again in Clovis, but I’m looking forward to our adventure back to the Southwest..away from insane humidity and the evil sun from Mario 3 that follows you around and tries to kill you (he retired in Florida, naturally). ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

I’ll be far less sweaty and upsetty the next time we meet here. It’s hard to be unhappy when you’re full of salsa and enchiladas like God intended. Now, how to make gluten free sopapillas…

Did you know you’re more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark? Not in a “When Burgers Bite Back” situation, but these are still good facts to know. And if you’re somehow unaware, SHARK WEEK STARTS TONIGHT! I am obsessed with sharks, so next to Halloween, this is the absolute best time to be me (or maybe a shark). But sharks definitely get a bad rap; they can’t help the permanent resting shark face or the fact that they’re the perfect eating machines…parallels I can definitely relate to…but it’s important to learn about sharks and respect their habitat since they were there before we were. And definitely before those killer cows, too. I wanted to mako something great to kick off the start of my favorite week of the year, so enter, Shark Cake, Ooh Ha Ha!

You could say its Jawsdropping.

 Look, I’ve been covered in a severe poison ivy rash for two weeks straight. Is it testing the limits of my sanity? Do I look like a plague-addled nightmare? Yes and yes, but there was no way I was going to shark my baking responsibilities. I figured a day in the kitchen keeping my hands from itching temptation would be just the ticket, and it was. This gorgeous Oreo-flavored chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting is something I’ve been kicking around in the ole’ noggin for a couple years, and I finally wanted to execute my shark-scape. I couldn’t be happier with how the ocean depth painting turned out, but let’s be reel here, this is definitely a cake worthy of whipping people up into a feeding frenzy. At only 284 calories a slice for 8 slices (or 227 calories for 10 slices), you can pound like 12 burgers, some fries, a license plate or two, and still get this to fit in your macros for the day (might leave out the license plates if you’re not an actual shark though).

Watch out for that cow.

The cake and frosting are super simple to make. All you need for the Oreo cake is:

• 1 box of chocolate cake mix (I use Whole Food’s gluten free mix)
• 1/4 cup + 2 TBS (64 grams) egg whites or 3 whole eggs
• 1/2 cup (111 grams) unsweetened applesauce
• 3/4 cup fat free or skim milk
• 1 ounce of black cocoa (this is what makes it taste like an Oreo, don’t skip it!)

Preheat your oven to 350 and prepare three 6-inch round pans with Parchment and cooking spray. Two 8-inch rounds would also work, but your cook time will vary. Dump all your ingredients in the bowl of a stand mixer and give it a whirl on medium for 1-2 minutes until things have come together. Pour out the batter evenly into each pan and bake for 24 minutes. A toothpick should come out mostly clean.

Don’t forget bake even strips if you’ve got ’em!

Once cooked, remove your pans from the oven and place on top of a cooling rack. Give it 10 minutes before you turn your cakes out of the pan and onto the cooling rack to come to room temp. I speed this process up by shoving the cooling rack into the fridge for 30-45 minutes. While that’s cooling, you can make your shark templates. 

Excuse my dungeon lighting…it was storming and this house is like a cave without natural light.

To make my sharks, I used pencil to draw some shark outlines on Parchment paper in varying sizes and types; Great White and Hammerhead to be precise. I didn’t think a Goblin shark would translate well…

Hammerheads were difficult enough, but that would’ve been hilarious.

Once drawn, I grabbed my X-acto knife and carefully cut out the outlines. I have yet to seriously injure myself with my X-acto knife, but those blades are probably as sharp as a shark’s tooth, so, give it time because I am a disaster.

I mean, you can definitely tell it’s a shark, and I didn’t lose a finger to make it happen.

Small, sharky miracles.

Now, you want to keep the full sheets, not the pieces you cut out. These will work as your templates. Once I had my cakes frosted and knew how much overlap I needed, I cut each into smaller squares so I could move them around the cake easily.

That black cocoa came in clutch with this whole cake, TBH.

This is just a basic cream cheese frosting, so feel free to play with different extracts to flavor your frosting. Coconut extract, caramel extract, or even root beer extract would probably taste awesome with the Oreo cake flavor. This makes a lot of frosting (I only used half and froze the rest). You need:

• 8 ounces 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp
• 1/2 cup (112 grams) light butter (leave cold)
• 4 cups (a whole bag) of Lakanto powdered monkfruit (or regular powdered sugar)
• 1 TBS (36 grams) vanilla extract
• 1 tsp black cocoa powder
• Gel dyes in black, light blue, blue, and navy
• Absolutely fintastic shark cupcake toppers (Amazon!)

Start by whipping the cold butter and cream cheese together until fluffy, 2 minutes. Add in half the powdered sugar and all the vanilla extract. Mix well, then add the rest of the powdered sugar. Hold off on the black cocoa for right now. You’ll use this later once the cake is fully covered for the sharks.

But first, you must frost.

Stack, fill, and cover your entire cake in plain white frosting first. Set this in the fridge while you dye your frosting to make the ocean background.

I’m blue, da ba dee da ba daa…

In two bowls, place a heaping amount of plain white frosting. Dye one light blue, and then in the other, mix blue and navy blue gel dyes to achieve a rich, dark blue hue. Now, grab your cake!

Oh look, it’s my poison ivy rash in cake form. SPOTS EVERYWHERE.

Itching intensifies. Okay, okay, with a small angled spatula, just plop drops of light blue and dark blue frosting all over the place. There’s absolutely no rhyme or reason here, you just want a sort of even balance. Once you’ve done that, you just need to come back in with an angled spatula or scraper, and gently scrape the sides of the cake until your colors are blending together. I would make a pass around the whole cake, clean off my scraper, and make another pass. I did this 3 times and followed the same suit on top.

The ocean is calling…

But you might want to test the waters first.

I used an angled spatula to make swirls all around the top and top side of the cake to give it a wave texture. Now, chill this cake for 30 minutes in the fridge or 15 in the freezer so your black frosting doesn’t bleed into it. To make the black frosting, take your leftover blues, dump them together, add that teaspoon of black cocoa and some black gel dye, and you’re ready to get sharky.

Cue the Jaws theme!

To start, I obviously couldn’t wait to use the cupcake toppers, so I stuck a circle of them around the edge and one in the middle of the cake. Was I giddy with shark-loving delight while I did so? Yes. I believe I also used my hand as a makeshift shark fin on top of my head and chased my dogs around for a second (there were no casualties). You could also use chocolate melts to make smaller dorsal fins, but I’m itchier than a thousand mosquito bites, so give me a small break (and scratch) for corner-cutting.

Take your stencil, you can see I trimmed the edges down so that I could easily place it on the side of my cake, and very gently press into the surface. I used a paintbrush to push the small edges down into the frosting layer.

This part is truly terrifying. Like, scarier than the idiot mayor from Jaws.

I was afraid I’d miss a spot and the whole stencil was gonna look more like a blob fish than a shark. But, I took a decent amount of black frosting and spread it evenly over my stencil. I used my scraper to make one pass over the whole stencil, then, whilst holding my breath, very gently peeled the stencil off the side of the cake.

Oh you big beautiful fish.

I repeated this process around the cake, making some sharks swim toward one another, others away, on varying heights. Just be careful you’re not overlapping too much because pushing the template down in one area could mess up another design.

I’ve reached peak Shark Week.

This is Bruce. Fish are friends, not food.

But this guy is shifty and will eat literally anyone.

Like my derpy little Hammerheads.

Just dying to sink my teeth into this cake.

I am so happy with how this turned out. It’s a little rough in places, but so are sharks, so just go with me on this one. You know, there’s somefin for everyone. Sharks are absolutely fascinating powerhouses and sadly very misunderstood. Something actually called a Killer Whale gets to play at SeaWorld, while sharks get the short end of the stick. I mean, they can’t help it that by default sharks kinda have to hug using their mouth. But I digress…I am glad I finally executed this cake. It was a lot of fun to use the templates, and depending on your design and color palette, you could really go into a design frenzy with this one for sure. Oh, let’s not forget that Oreo cake. I’d definitely bite your arm off to get another slice, so fear me more than the shark (I have land capabilities). It is a rich, chocolatey goodness that’s still nice and moist without being too heavy. And in my book, there’s no better frosting than cream cheese, so together, these two really do make an Oreo cookie in cake form,so we’ll be chowing down on this cake all week while we enjoy new episodes of SHARK WEEK! ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters.

Stay jawesome!

 Ah 4th of July–let us celebrate our independence from those stuffy tea drinkers whilst blowing things up and pigging out. I loved Independence Day until we adopted a dog terrified of loud noises; my holiday now consists less of sparklers and more of sedatives (for the dog, not me, although…). While fireworks may not be in the cards for me any longer, the food still stands. It’s been several years since I made a 4th of July dessert since we’re typically still picking away at my husband’s birthday cake. While I’m totally fine with the idea having multiple cakes laying about the house for me to eat, Derek’s not big into dessert, so I would take it as a personal challenge to eat everything before it went stale. By the time July 4th rolled around, I would be red, white, and barfy. Luckily, I’ve concocted a dessert that while small, still packs a big bang of flavor, and well, freedom.

Red, white, and beautiful!

I may have out-Americaned myself here with these red, white, and blue mini cheesecakes. Each layer is bold and bright, and they taste like little cups of freedom…okay, so maybe freedom doesn’t really have a taste. Some would say it’d be American as apple pie, but I’ve yet to see anyone make a red, white, and blue apple pie, so just go with me here. These are cute little vanilla cheesecakes with buttery crusts, and they are absolutely guilt-free at only 145 calories per cup (recipe makes a dozen mini cheesecakes). I’m pretty sure you burn more than 145 calories when you twirl around with sparklers for a hot minute, or during your mad-dash sprint away from the cadre of fireworks you just set off. And people say Americans are lazy.

We’re just fans of working smarter, not harder.

This recipe comes together super fast, so if you’ve got 2 hours before your backyard BBQ, you’ve got time to whip up a dessert that will make the Karen next door bow down to your baking dominance. All you need for the crust is:

• 1 cup (120 g) of gluten free Graham cracker crumbs (regular works if you’re not GF)
• 2 TBS (28 g) light butter, melted
• 2 TBS (24 g) Lakanto monkfruit sweetener or regular sugar

Mix ingredients together in a medium bowl until everything is wet. Then line a muffin tin with cupcake wrappers and preheat your oven to 325. Dump a heaping tablespoon of crust into each liner, then use the back of the tablespoon to smooth out and smush down. Bake for 5 minutes, then remove to a cooling rack. Turn your oven temp down to 300.

Man, even my ingredient packaging was red, white, and blue. This is so American it almost hurts.

This is a really simple vanilla cheesecake recipe, but you could always up the ante and make it super American by adding some Jack Daniels or other boozy goodness to the base recipe. I used:

• 8 ounces of 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp
• 1/2 cup (96 g) Lakanto monkfruit sweetener or sugar
• 3 TBS of King Arthur gluten free measure for measure flour (regular all purpose works if you aren’t GF)
• 8 ounces (226 g) Dannon light + fit vanilla Greek yogurt, strained overnight
• 1.5 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 eggs at room temp
• Red and blue gel dye
• Toppings: Cool Whip (I used sugar free), red, white, and blue sprinkles or stars

Start by mixing the cream cheese, sugar, and flour together on medium for 2 minutes in your stand mixer. Then add in the yogurt and vanilla extract, mixing on medium for another minute. Turn the speed to low, and add the eggs, one at a time, scraping the bowl after each addition. Now, divide the batter into three separate bowls. I placed 212 grams of batter into each bowl. I left one alone, dyed one red, and dyed the last blue.

Now grab those crusts!

Get your tablespoon, and plop a little under a tablespoon of the red-dyed batter on top of the crusts. I used the back of a teaspoon to smooth things out so the red batter was completely covering the crust.

Like so. Kinda want to go to Target after looking at this photo.

You can also gently tap the pan on the counter in order to even out your batter at this point.

I was sure things would start going wrong at precisely this moment.

Now, clean that tablespoon and dry it off before plopping a little less than a tablespoon of the white batter on top of the red batter.

My teaspoon became the real MVP. Like the George Washington of baking accessories–the Founding Father of making this cheesecake possible.

I VERY GENTLY, like I was pressing on an eggshell while trying not to break it, used the back of the teaspoon in circular motions to smooth out the batter without causing it to blend into the red layer. This was 98% successful…looking at you, bottom right cheesecake.

Thank God our flag only has 3 colors in it.

I was getting pretty stressed that since my red and white layers worked out, I would surely get too cocky and move too quickly with the blue layer and mess everything up. I used a level of patience and slooowwwwwness I didn’t even know I possessed to finish the last layer with the help of George the teaspoon.

Red, white, and *whew.*

Now, bake at 300 for 20 minutes. Then, because all cheesecakes, even the small ones, are demanding divas (how properly American of them), turn off the oven, leave the door shut, and set a timer for 10 minutes to let these needy little beauties finish cooking. After this time has passed, crack the oven door and wait another 10 minutes before removing the pan from the oven and putting it straight in the fridge. These will cool off extremely quickly this way, so you can be ready to stuff your face once the deviled egg tray runs dry and there’s nary a hot dog left in sight.

Oh look, sprinkles!

If you’ve only ever read one of my blog posts, you know sprinkles are not optional in my book. Once my cheesecakes were cool to the touch, I unwrapped them (c’mon, gotta show off those layers), and I used a total of 50 grams of Cool Whip free to pipe little mounds on top of each cheesecake using a 2D tip.

Peep that layer action. ‘Merica.

The mounds kinda look like little stars, and I’m here for that.

Then, I added red and blue sprinkles and silver stars to finish things off.

I don’t even care if you’re Canadian–you have to appreciate how straight up American these little cheesecakes look. Sure, America is kind of a hot mess, but where else is it socially acceptable to eat meat in tube form all day, crack open countless watery beers, take in a NASCAR race, and still have time to blow stuff up at night? While these may not have been the things the Founding Fathers were concerned with, I think cheesecake existed back then, so they probably would’ve enjoyed the heck out of these little patriotic treats.

Next to exploding things, this is about as American as it gets.

While these look absolutely adorable, they taste 1,000 times better. A plain vanilla cheesecake is a reminder that sometimes simple is best, and this is a prime example of a classic outshining whatever the new flavor trends are, which, again, is pretty darn American. I also feel being able to eat them two at a time also meets American food expectations, so I’m just gonna out-freedom myself and go eat like six of them. I hope everyone has an amazing 4th of July. May your sparklers be bright and may you still have all 10 fingers tomorrow. ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

Cue the sparklers sprinkles!

Ah yes, nothing like a tropical storm to remind me that it’s probably cooler in hell right now than it is in Florida. Between the wildlife, weather, and drivers, a more accurate state motto would be, “Florida- just try to live here.” We may have been stuck inside all weekend, but that meant there was plenty of time to bake! I wanted to make Derek’s birthday cake a week early since we will be celebrating his birthday in Nashville next week. I took the opportunity to make him a super bright and fun cake because he’s my super bright and fun husband. I chose a pineapple cake with coconut cheesecake filling and coconut cream cheese frosting to mark his big day. In hindsight, I realize I made an extremely big tropical cake during an extremely big tropical storm, so the irony isn’t lost on me. You win again, Florida…

It’s the pineapple of my eye.

My color palette for cakes this year is apparently, “Can it be brighter?” And I’ve taken it as a personal challenge that yes, yes it always can. This neon beauty screams summer (I also scream in the summer, but for very different reasons), and oh my it tastes exactly like summer should, too. Surprisingly, there is zero rum in this cake, but it is bursting with pineapple flavor in every bite. To me, the real star of the show is something you can’t even see–the coconut cheesecake filling. Sure cake is great, but you know how to take it to a level you might call coco-nuts? Slap cheesecake between each layer. This is probably the best idea I’ll have all year, so I’m hanging my hat on this. The coconut cream cheese frosting is also to die for, but c’mon, cheesecake layer. Inside a cake. And somehow, only 345 calories a slice for 8 slices total, or you could bump it down further to 276 calories a slice for 10 slices. Either way, this is a pre-birthday birthday cake, so the calories don’t count in this house.

I mean, you could definitely add rum though.

The cake itself is extremely quick and easy to throw together. All you need is:

• 1 box of yellow cake mix (I used Whole Food’s gluten free version)
• 1 can of pineapple juice (177 ml) (you could also use half a can plus half a cup of really good rum)
• 1/2 cup of unsweetened applesauce (111 grams)
• 1/4 cup of liquid egg whites or 3 egg whites (61 grams)

Preheat your oven to 350 and line 3 six-inch round cake pans with Parchment paper and cooking spray (you can also use 2 eight-inch rounds). Dump all cake ingredients into a stand mixer and blend on low for 30 seconds, the medium for 1-2 minutes, until everything is fully incorporated. Pour batter into prepared pans and bake for 24-26 minutes or until a toothpick comes cleanly out the center of each round.

At this point, my house smelled like a Caribbean vacation. Not gonna lie, wasn’t mad about it.

Let your cakes cool in the pan on a cooling rack for 10 minutes before turning out onto the cooling rack to come to room temp before frosting. I put my rounds in the fridge while I worked on making the filling and frosting.

Jello cheesecake pudding is revolutionary. Add it to anything- your cakes, your yogurt, your heart and soul…it goes well with everything.

The filling is super simple to make, you just need:

• 1/2 a box of Jello instant cheesecake pudding mix (14 grams)
• 3/4 cup of skim or fat free milk
• 1 tsp of coconut extract
• 1 cup of Cool Whip sugar free (72 grams)

Whisk the mix, milk, and extract for 2 minutes by hand (admire your biceps; you will feel them). Place this in the fridge to firm up for 5 minutes, then whisk in the Cool Whip. Leave this in the fridge to set up while you make the frosting.

Yes, I have a set of sprinkles for literally every occasion and holiday. I may not sparkle, but damned if my baked goods don’t!

I needed a crusting buttercream to make my pineapple stencil work on the sides of the cake, and even then, there was still trouble in tropical paradise. Next time, I would make my life easier by just using a cutout like I did for the top of the cake, but more on that later. To make the coconut cream cheese frosting, grab:

• 8 ounces of 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp (224 grams)
• 1/2 cup of light butter; I left this chilled since it is a thinner consistency (112 grams)
• 3 cups of Lakanto powdered monkfruit sweetener or powdered sugar (576 grams)
• 1.5 tsp of clear vanilla extract
• 1.5 tsp of coconut extract
• Gel dyes in lime, orange, hot pink, and yellow
• 2D piping tips
• Some annoyingly bright and chipper summertime sprinkles (I found mine at Michael’s)
• This pineapple stencil template

Mix the cream cheese and butter until light and fluffy, 2-3 minutes. Add in the powdered sugar and extracts, mixing on low until things come together, then bump up to medium high until everything is well mixed. This makes a LOT of frosting. I used about 60% of it, and then had 40% leftover to maybe eat with a spoon while crying about the humidity.

In my life, there will never be enough kitchen counters for the volume of mess I make and space I take up while baking.

Now, take your cooled cakes, grab your filling, and put a little bit of frosting into a piping bag, snipping the tip (no actual piping nozzle needed). Place your first layer face down on a cake board.

Circle of life.

Now, pipe a circle of frosting around the edge of the cake, then load up the center with the cheesecake filling.

Yes, I was wearing some of the filling at this point.

Smooth this out a bit before adding your next layer and repeating the process.

Resisting the urge to start eating.

Literally sitting back to admire my handy work and/or willpower to not dive head-first into this cake.

Now, place a nice thick layer of frosting all over your cake, smoothing out as needed. Chill this for 30 minutes in the fridge, then come back and use a Viva paper towel to gently smooth out any uneven areas of frosting.

The Exact-o knife has become a critical kitchen tool.

While your frosting is chilling, go ahead and make the pineapple outline for the top of the cake. I used Parchment paper, drew a pineapple on it, and cut out the inside with my trusty Exact-o knife.

Soon, you will have sprinkles.

Gently secure this to the top of the cake, pressing in at the little grooves so the paper is flush with the top of the cake.

It was clearly pine-ing for sprinkles.

Now gently press a handful of sprinkles into the top of the cake. I took my time with this, putting in different sizes of sprinkles where it would best define the pineapple shape. Now, go put this in the FREEZER for 15 minutes while you dye your frosting. You need a very chilled cake to stencil on, or things will get sticky and hard to manage, like me after several tropical adult beverages.

…It’s an honest assessment.

I was quite sticky after dying all my frosting, but there wasn’t any rum involved. I just like to mix with extra gusto which means I end up wearing quite a bit of frosting…ya know, saving it for later. I divided up my remaining frosting into 4 bowls: lime green, orange, yellow, and hot pink. For the stencil, you’ll also want a metric ton of paper towels, an angled spatula, a steady hand, and the patience of a saint (I only possessed 2 out of 4 of these things). You can also gently remove the Parchment paper on top of the cake before you stencil.

Hi, please don’t pay attention to that pink hot mess. It was my trial pineapple.

I was trying to figure out:

1. Do I need a LOT of frosting or a little?
2. Does swiping up or sideways work better?
3. When on vacation, should you drink a tropical beverage out of a coconut or a pineapple?

Sadly, I never really figured out the answer to any of these questions. My first pink pineapple looked more like a Rorschach test of something trying to be a pineapple. Too much frosting, only swiped left (if this were Tinder, that pineapple would get used to the swipe-left rejection). Second orange pineapple, little frosting, swiping up….somewhat better but its…pineapplyness….was still questionable. My third yellow pineapple? The only one of the bunch that turned out right. What did I do? I’m still not sure. I placed my template flush with the cake, spreading a dollop of yellow in all directions with an angled spatula, wiping the spatula clean, then coming in with green and hoping for the best before carefully peeling away the template. Definitely wipe off the template between each use as well.

I don’t think I’ve ever held my breath longer.

But it worked, sorta!

Maybe the pineapples were angry because, ‘No, Kate, we’re not pink or orange in nature, so we simply can’t do this.’ I had two of each color pineapple around the cake, and only the yellow ones turned out properly, so nature bests me again. 

Giving me yet another reason to hate nature.

To finish, I first thanked myself for not totally ruining this pre-birthday birthday cake because at least the top pineapple was adorable, and then, I loaded my frosting into separate piping bags. I put the orange and pink bags into a large piping bag fitted with a 2D tip, and I put my yellow and green bags into another large piping bag fitted with a 2D tip. I piped out enough frosting out of both bags until the colors were coming out at the same time. Then I just piped little mounds of alternating color around the top of the cake. If I could’ve gotten away with only showing the top of this cake, I would have. I am so happy with how cute this turned out. The sides of the cake, however, fill me with rage. My poor husband has a hot mess of a pre-birthday birthday cake, to go along with his hot mess of a wife.

I relate to the pineapple, as I, too, am spiky on the outside but sweet on the inside.

But thankfully the tropical storms have subsided, and we can now enjoy the actual fruits of my panic-y labor. I enjoy making my husband’s birthday treats each year almost as much as I enjoy Halloween baking, and that’s saying something (I must be truly fond of him). He’s not a huge dessert fan, but I’ve yet to have to hold him down to get him to eat a slice, so I think it passes his pre-birthday seal of approval.

You a fineapple, cake topper.

I’m sorry if these photos hurt your eyes because NEON! This is so bright and festive it almost makes me forget that outside is so gross, sweaty, humid, and hot that I’m 110% positive I will spontaneously combust if I spend more than 3 minutes in direct sunlight.

I am also 110% positive I would want a slice of this cake as my last meal.

I truly believe a good dessert makes most things more bearable, including living in a state that tries to kill me most days, and I am wild about the flavor combos going on here. I absolutely hate the texture of coconut, but the flavor is amazing, and this cake has plenty of it. You could definitely add coconut shavings in with the cheesecake filling if you like the feeling of eating while simultaneously brushing your teeth with fur. My personal preference is to avoid that experience if at all possible. Plus, I dig this bake exactly the way it is. Completely melt-in-your-mouth buttery pineapple cake meets coconutty, thick cheesecake filling, all finished off with a nice, slightly tart cream cheese frosting. The sweet meets tangy and tropical flavors are pretty much the cake version of a Bahama Momma. I think eating a slice while drinking one would transport you to your very own private Caribbean island. I’m gonna have to try that… ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

It’s so good it almost makes me like summer. Or the idea of summer, anyway. Thank God there’s no ERCOT in Florida, cause we are running the A/C like it’s a track meet.

Some of the best things in life are French–baguettes, laughing at other people’s pain, charcuterie, I could go on for days. I also feel like some of the more classy things in life are French, the language, the wines, the cuisine…I realize this is coming from someone with a largely French heritage, but please keep in mind I watch NASCAR every Sunday, positively love McDonald’s, and see no shame in eating peanut butter straight out of the jar, so I’m not exactly what you’d call “upper-crust.” The only thing I consider myself to be high class in regard to is when it comes to my choice of fancy liqueurs. In particular, fancy French liqueurs. I knew my stomach and I wanted to make a cheesecake since it had been awhile, and I wanted to try another with a gelatin topper. It also had to be a boozy cheesecake topped with fruit ensconced in boozy gelatin…you know, Jello shots, but make it classy.

Even that font is pretentiously French.

Okay, I realize I say this a lot, but this is the best cheesecake I’ve ever made and/or eaten. For those not familiar, Chambord is a raspberry liqueur, so this cheesecake is essentially a boozy raspberry cheesecake. It is rich, but not too rich (if it were part of France’s caste system, it would definitely be a cheesecake with some form of nobility), and that Chambord finish is absolute perfection. It’s nice and creamy with a zing of raspberry, and the gelatin topper is pretty nifty, too. That layer also has Chambord in it, so every bite will bring forth the maximum raspberry flavor potential. To boot, the gelatin layer gives it a cute little wiggle like it’s waving hello every time you take a forkful…I like a cheesecake that’s polite and delicious. It’s also LOW CAL! Yep, only 250 calories a slice for 8 slices total. I’m probably breaking some ancient French law by creating a decadent dessert with less than 80 pounds of cheese and fewer than 6,000 calories, but c’est la vie.

Sacrebleu, she’s even using light butter.

I realize that some people are just here to enjoy my witty repartee, but for the three of you actually here because you regularly like to bake my recipes, 1. Truly, you’re fabulous, and I appreciate you, and 2. I know not everyone has to be gluten free or sugar free, so I’m going to offer substitutions in my ingredients lists below. To make the crust, you’ll need:

• 2 TBS (28 grams) light butter or regular butter (increase to 3 TBS if using regular Graham crackers and add 1TBS water…or dare I suggest, Chambord…)
• 2 TBS (24 grams) Lakanto classic monkfruit sweetener or regular sugar
• 1 cup (120 grams) of Kinnikinnick gluten free Graham crumbs or crushed Graham crackers

In a food processor, mix all these items together just until it forms a nice and crumbly paste. Preheat your oven to 375, then line an 8-inch Springform pan with Parchment paper and spray with cooking spray. Gently press your crumbs into the bottom of the pan. I don’t like a huge crust up the sides of my cheesecake, so if you do, double the recipe above. I like to grease the bottom of a measuring cup and gently press it into the crumbs to make an even crust layer. Bake this for 10-15 minutes, until nice and golden (mine is usually ready around 12 minutes, but all ovens differ). Lower your oven temp to 350 and let the crust cool completely while you make your cheesecake filling.

That Chambord bottle is so out of place with these commoners.

I’ve tweaked my base cheesecake recipe again because I felt like using cottage cheese as a replacement for cream cheese yielded cakes that would only stay good enough to eat for the first day or two because they would get soggy. Maybe I wasn’t straining my cheese for long enough, but I knew I wanted a cheesecake that wouldn’t have to get thrown away (tabernac!), so I went with a new ratio of cream cheese to strained yogurt. We are several days in, and the cheesecake isn’t remotely soggy, so this is how we do things now. You need:

• 8 ounces of 1/3 the fat cream cheese at room temp
• 1/2 cup (96 grams) Lakanto classic monkfruit or regular sugar
•  14 ounces (398 grams) of fat free Greek yogurt, strained* overnight. You can use any flavor you’d like–raspberry would be an EXCELLENT choice. I used Dannon Light + Fit vanilla.
• 2 ounces (1/4 cup) Chambord (if you don’t want to use alcohol, try a raspberry juice concentrate)
• 1 tsp (12 grams) vanilla extract
• 3 eggs at room temperature

*Strain your yogurt overnight by placing cheesecloth or super absorbent paper towels (I use Viva) in a medium sieve. Place this over a bowl, and plop your yogurt on top of the paper towels. Cover and place in the fridge to strain. 

Double check that you’ve lowered your oven temp to 350. Whip the cream cheese and sugar in a stand mixer until fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add in the yogurt, mixing on medium-high until incorporated. Add in the Chambord and extract, giving a good mix. Now, add each egg, one at a time, while mixing on low speed to prevent air bubbles from forming that can crack your cheesecake during baking. Once all eggs have been added, set your batter aside and prepare your pan for a water bath.

This prevents the dreaded soggy bottom during bathing.

I take three large sheets of foil, overlapping, and fold it over the sides of my pan. Then I take TWO crockpot liners and double bag this…I used to only use one bag, but these liners just aren’t as sturdy as they used to be. It never fails water will get in the first bag, but not the second.

I will do anything to keep my cheesecake safe.

Now, pour your batter in the pan. Place your Springform pan into a large roasting pan, and fill this up with 4-6 cups of STEAMING HOT water. The bath also helps prevent cracks in the cheesecake and allows for more even cooking. Bake your cheesecake at 350 for 1 hour and 20 minutes. There should still be some jiggle at the center of the cheesecake, but the sides should be set. Turn the oven off at this point, crack the door, and let the cheesecake finish baking for 1 additional hour.

Big old fat BONJOUR! to the most beautiful cheesecake I’ve ever pulled out of the oven.

After, let your cheesecake rest on a cooling rack until it comes to room temp. I like to run a sharp knife around the edges of the pan at this point, then I cover with plastic wrap and place in the fridge to set overnight. I would give it at least 4 hours before you put your gelatin layer on top.

More Chambord! Lord!

The gelatin layer isn’t difficult to make, it’s the timing part that becomes a real pain in the derrière. More on that later. You need:

• 3/4 cup of soda water, tonic water, regular water, sparkling wine, sparkling fruit juice, your choice. I used Zevia calorie-free tonic water.
• 1/4 cup of Chambord
• 0.25 oz of gelatin (one packet)
• 1 cup of water
• 2 TBS (24 grams) Lakanto classic monkfruit or sugar

You can play around with the liquids here. Next time I’d use more booze, maybe 50:50 tonic to liqueur. It does “bake out” some when you boil it, so the flavor is more mellow. Start by placing 1/2 cup of the tonic in a large bowl and sprinkle a packet of gelatin on top. Let this rest for 5 minutes while you bring your remaining 1/4 cup tonic, 1/4 cup Chambord, and 1 cup of water to a boil in a medium saucepan. Once boiling, add the sugar and whisk until dissolved. Now, carefully pour this on top of the bowl with the gelatin. Whisk until no lumps remain, then pour into an 8×8 pan and place in the fridge to start to set. Give this a stir every 10 minutes or so. Once it starts to thicken, it’ll be ready to pour on top of your cheesecake. It took 35-40 minutes for me. I pulled out of the fridge at 40, and it was starting to get clumpy and a little difficult to work with. I wish I had pulled it out at 35 minutes, so keep a close eye on it while you layer your cheesecake with fruit.

This started with so much promise.

I just used blackberries and raspberries to make little concentric circles. I pressed my fruit in the top of my cheesecake firmly, but my raspberries were not heavy enough to keep from floating away when I added the gelatin on top. My blackberries were HUGE, so the gelatin layer didn’t cover them completely either. Should have cut them in half. I was SUPER frustrated to watch the actual fruits of my labor go floating away during the final step of this cheesecake. But, when in Paris, do as the Parisienne’s do, complain about it and then take a nap.

Pardon my French, but damn this got messy!

I used an acetate collar to keep the gelatin from making its way down the sides of my cheesecake. I always like to place this on a baking sheet in case things go really, really wrong, and then my whole counter isn’t covered in boozy, sticky Jello. I placed my gelatin into a liquid measuring cup to slowly pour it on top of the cheesecake, but it was so viscous that it turned into a flood situation for my poor little fruit circles…away they floated, leaving me with what you see above. Again, if I had pulled it out of the fridge when it was more like a hot syrup consistency and not cold syrup consistency, my fruit would’ve stood a better chance of, well, standing in place. Once you’ve topped your cheesecake with the gelatin, return to the fridge to set for 3-4 hours. Then you can run a knife around the edge of the acetate sheet, gently remove, and take the cheesecake out of the Springform pan for final plating.

I mean, it still looks bougie enough to eat.

And a slice on its own is a real showstopper, merci beaucoup!

Considering the taste, I have no regrets!

I mean, super French Frenchy Napoleon Bonaparte did once say, “Victory belongs to the most persevering,” and I feel like the gelatin layer took me to battle, but I soldiered on. Did Chambord exist during Napoleon’s days? I feel like he would’ve drank that stuff out of a gold chalice while mocking, well, everyone else for not being as French as him. Anyway, I am here to reassure you that janky fruit layer aside, this is a cheesecake that will change your life. It is the right mix of tart raspberry, creamy vanilla, and a lovely buttery crust. The fresh fruit on top mixed in that boozy gelatin is so, so dreamy, and it was worth every minute of work to make this beauty. I’m not even finished with this cheesecake yet, and I’m already planning on putting it back into the rotation for dessert again next month. I might even try adding in a raspberry puree plus Chambord swirl…big ideas for big desserts. Consider me the Marie Antoinette of baking because I just wanna let everyone eat (cheese)cake. ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

This cheesecake is definitely a dessert revolution, Marie.

 Sorry, the blog was getting a little dusty and vacant. Not for my lack of baking, though. I actually made several cakes between my last blog in March and now, but because I am 1,000% picky and 7,000% critical of myself, I didn’t like how they turned out visually, so I didn’t blog about them. While the recipes themselves were super yummy (and will be used again in future posts), my decorating was rather “blah.” Well, my whole mood from 2020-2021 has been rather “blah,” so I guess these cakes were just following suit. I was having feelings that would go really well with pie, so I knew what pick-me-up was in order to get me out of my baking rut. In pies we crust.

I only have pies for you.

Okay, these aren’t actual pies, but hear me out…Pies are baked goods that are filled with fruit and have a crust. My pie cupcakes are also baked goods that are filled with fruit and have a crust (sure it’s a piped decoration crust, but it still counts). Other added benefits of pie cupcakes over actual pies are that shoveling them in your mouth using only your hands is not frowned upon, you get 12 servings instead of only 8, and for the life of me, I cannot get a gluten-free scratch pie crust recipe to work, but cupcakes? Oh yes, I can make the heck out of some cupcakes. If you’re pie-ning for a dessert that is a cute, festive addition to any summer BBQ (now that we can do those again, yay, science!), these more than fit the bill. Half a dozen cupcakes are heaped with blueberry pie filling and the other half have cherry pie filling inside. You could easily double the recipe for 24 cupcakes, but my husband and I don’t need 24 cupcakes for just the two of us (read: I take that as a personal challenge to eat them three at a time). Thankfully, this recipe is only 195 calories per piecake…which means you could also top them with the world’s tiniest scoop of ice cream and have guilt-free pie a la mode!

I mean, it’s the little things in life, right?

I am always on the lookout for gluten free cake mixes that don’t taste like gritty sandpaper after they’re baked or dry out within 5 minutes of removing from the oven. Basically, good gluten free cake mixes are about as rare as unicorns (and also as expensive as I’d imagine a unicorn would be). My go-to is Whole Food’s brand, but truly, I didn’t want to make 600 cupcakes, just 12, so when I found Betty Crocker’s gluten free yellow cake mix that makes one 9-inch round cake or, as luck would have it, a dozen cupcakes, I thought I’d try it out with very minimal changes to the ingredients the box called for and see what happened. To make my pie cupcakes, I used:

• Box of yellow cake mix (any will do if you’re not gluten free, but only use half the mix to make 12 cupcakes)
• 2 eggs at room temp
• 1/2 cup of unsweetened applesauce at room temp
• 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
• 1/2 tsp almond extract
• 3/4 cup water (or milk, but Betty called for water, so I listened)
• Your preferred brand of canned blueberry and cherry pie fillings. For less sugar, I like using Duncan Hines Simply Pie Filling

You’ll also need summer-appropriate cupcake liners. Not optional.

I preheated the oven to 325 (my oven cooks HOT and things get dried out easily; the box instructions called for 350, so follow your instructions if your oven isn’t tethered to the sun), lined my muffin tin, and then dumped everything EXCEPT the pie fillings into my stand mixer, mixing on low for 30 seconds, then bumping to medium-high for two minutes. I used a cookie scoop to place one and a half scoops of batter into each liner, and I baked these for 21 minutes at 325. A toothpick came out mostly clean, and I didn’t want to risk over-baking and drying out the cakes, so I removed them from the oven and let them rest while still in the pan on top of a cooling rack for 10 minutes before removing from the pan and allowing to cool completely to room temp.

Which was hard because they smelled like I needed to eat one right away.

You don’t want to core and fill your cupcakes with the pie filling until they are cool to the touch. I placed mine into the fridge while I made and dyed my frosting, and this gave them (and me) enough time to chill out.

Sadly, my yogurt cream cheese frosting didn’t make the cut.

So my cakes that were DELICIOUS BEYOND ALL REASON but didn’t look pretty? Yogurt cream cheese frosting was to blame. While it works for some bigger decorating, things like stenciling and small piping (you know, the things I wanted to do) just don’t work well since it isn’t a stiff enough frosting. So, back to regular cream cheese frosting for anything piping-centric. Or in this case, pie-ping centric. Not sorry. For the frosting:

• 8 ounces 1/3 less fat cream cheese at room temp
• 1/2 cup light butter at room temp
• 3 cups Lakanto monkfruit sweetener or powdered sugar
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1/2 tsp almond extract 
• Navy, purple, maroon, red, brown, and beige gel dyes (if you only have blue/red/beige, this will work fine)

Whip the butter and cream cheese until fluffy, 2-3 minutes. Add in the 3 cups of sweetener and the extracts, blending on low speed until things start coming together; then turn to medium-high and let everything fully incorporate. Full disclosure: for only 12 cupcakes, you will have a TON of leftover frosting. Freeze it for later! Or you know, eat most of it with a spoon. Whatever makes you happy.

This is why I always have a spoon handy.

I placed large heaps of frosting into three bowls. For my blueberry pie, I used a mix of navy blue and purple gel dyes. For my cherry pie, I used maroon and bright red. Finally, for my crust, I used a tiny bit of brown mixed with beige. I loaded each into a piping bag. For the blueberries, I used a #5 round tip; for my cherries, I used a #12 round tip, but this ended up being a little too big for my liking. If you have two #5 tips, just use these. I used two different tips for my crust. For the “lattice,” I used a basketweave tip (Wilton #46), and for my crust border, I used a #21 star tip. Now, put your piping bags and the leftover bowl of frosting into the fridge to firm up while you fill your cupcakes with PIE!

Dessert mashups are highly underrated.

Remember, COOL YOUR CAKES! This is my life’s mantra. When they’re cool enough to core, use the end of a large piping tip or a cupcake corer if you have one. I always just grab my 1A tip and use the base. You’re only going to need about a tablespoon of pie filling in each cupcake, and since I count my macros, even for dessert, I pre-measured my pie fillings. I ended up with enough leftover pie filling to make actual pies, so I put these in airtight containers and froze for later (and maybe ate some with a spoon…measured of course, cause ya know, macro tracking is addictive).

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.

Simply wiggle the base of the frosting tip into the center of the cupcake until it’s about halfway into the cake. Remove, and grab some pie filling.

Pie truly does fill the empty void.

I filled half my cakes with cherry and half with blueberry pie filling. You could do all one flavor if you wanted, but you know, eating them two a time, you get more variety this way (nods knowingly). I took the hollowed out pieces and crumbled them on top of the pie filling. You could skip this, but I refuse to waste or throw away cake (into my mouth. I would’ve eaten all 12 toppers).

She’s my cherry pie!

To start decorating your pies, simply pipe little round blobs of cherries or blueberries on top of your filling with a small round tip. I did all my cherry pies first, then put these into the fridge so the frosting would firm up while I piped all my blueberries. I shifted back and forth between having one set in the fridge to firm up the frosting while the other set were out being decorated since I live in Florida where it is hot and humid and things as delicate as cream cheese frosting stand no chance at room temp.

Everything is sweaty. Everything.

Once my cherries had firmed up and it was safe to pipe on top of them without worrying about the frostings bleeding together or clumping, I put the basketweave tip on my beige frosting. I simply piped three stripes down one side of my cupcake.

You’re already adorable and you’re not even finished yet.

Then I turned my cupcake the opposite direction and piped three more lines to finish my lattice pattern, then back into the fridge with all six cherry cupcakes, and out with all six blueberry cupcakes to do the same thing. My sweaty hands (why is everything so hot, Florida?!) were an issue a few times, so I also placed my piping bag (tip removed) in the freezer for 5 minutes or so to let my frosting firm back up. If you find your frosting is getting hard to control, try freezing it for just a bit. This will make a huge difference in how crisp your lines look.

I am occu-pied by how perfect this looks.

To finish, swap your beige frosting tip over to a #21, then pipe shells, sideways, around the edge of the cupcake. If you’re feeling extra (when am I not?), you can add some large sanding sugar crystals on top to make it look even more like an actual pie.

When in doubt, always add sprinkles.

They’re cutie pies, alright.

You wanna piece of me??!

You could say I have fillings for these beauties.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. My name is Kate, and I am insane. For years (I’m not even kidding–at least five years), I have tried to master the art of making a roll cake. I would come up with an awesome idea, pattern, flavor, etc., and without fail, 98% of the time, they would completely fall apart when I tried to roll them up in a towel or unroll to frost them no matter how many different approaches, tips, and techniques I tried. The other 2%? Cake roll turns out visually PERFECT but tasted like I’d imagine a running shoe would taste like: all rubbery and absolutely disgusting. But since I refuse to be bested by a baked good, I tried for the 1,947th time to make a roll cake. I cried actual tears when I finally managed to make a roll cake that, well, rolled, wasn’t split into 16 different pieces, and also actually tastes like a cake and not a pair of Nikes.

It’s a spring roll…get it?

This cake is positively blooming with lemon flavor. Something about springtime brings up lemon flavor associations in my mind…these thoughts then take a roundabout path that end up with me wanting a giant lemonade from Chick-fil-a only to realize, of course, it’s Sunday, the only day of the week you ever want Chick-fil-a because you can’t have it. At least I have this lemon cake that is bursting with enough spring-color-palette bliss that it reminds me of Peeps. But unlike those marshmallow? (questionable) creations, this is actually edible. Since it’s a cake roll, it is a pretty springy (seriously, no pun intended I SWEAR), light, airy cake filled with lemon flavor, but my absolute favorite part (that I finally get to share with you since this recipe didn’t turn into a flaming pile of my broken hopes and dreams) is the filling. It’s my new take on cream cheese frosting with a secret ingredient that cuts down on fat and calories in a major way: Greek yogurt. But it doesn’t taste like sour cream gone bad (get it together, plain Greek yogurt); it is blended in with ingredients that make this a yummy, creamy filling that also holds stiffly enough that you can pipe decorations with it. Added bonus? Each slice of this heavenly Easter-eqsue lemon cake roll is only 209 calories (8 slices total). You will need to make your frosting ahead of time, so scroll down after the cake recipe to learn why and how.

You’ll have 95 cups of buttermilk leftover, though. Grease that waffle iron or pancake griddle…

I don’t usually do from scratch recipes because I am lazy and follow the “work smarter not harder” approach to life. But with the increasingly high number of cake fails I’ve experienced with cake rolls (I still taste shoe rubber when I think of the last one), I decided to find a base recipe and experiment with extracts only. Happy to report the following recipe worked expertly and tastes phenomenal, so, ya know, roll with it:

• 1 cup of flour (I used King Arthur’s gluten free flour)
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 4 eggs at room temp
• 3/4 cup of Lakanto granular monkfruit sweetener or regular sugar
• 2 TBS vegetable oil
• 2 TBS buttermilk
• 1 tsp apple cider vinegar
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 tsp lemon extract
• Gel dyes: I used Americolor electric green, teal, electric blue, electric purple, and electric pink. All together, a shockingly good spring/Easter color palette.

Egg-scuse me, that was a terrible pun. So was that, but I apologize for nothing. You want the recipe? You gotta deal with my bad dad jokes. Preheat your oven to 350 and prepare a 10×15 jelly roll pan with Parchment paper sprayed with cooking spray. 

In a bowl, mix the flour and baking powder together; set aside. In a stand mixer with paddle attachment, whip the eggs on medium-high for 4 minutes until fluffy and pale yellow. Turn the mixer speed to low, add the sugar slowly, and let it fully incorporate. Add in the oil, buttermilk, vinegar, and extracts, followed finally by the dry flour mix a little at a time. You don’t want to over mix since you need to color the batter later, so just mix on low until everything comes together. 

Divide batter into 5 small bowls (I used 1/2 cup of batter in each bowl). Dye each your springtime colors of choice (if it isn’t neon, really pink, or annoyingly yellow, is it actually a spring cake?). Much like my rainbow bundt cake, you’ll use every bowl and spoon in your kitchen, so thank God for dishwashers.

I know it might sound odd, but neon pink is such an obnoxious color that I absolutely love it.

Now, once you’ve dyed all your batter, add each color to its own piping bag or a plastic bag.

And prepare to turn everything in your kitchen into a neon disaster of Meow Wolf proportions.

You might want to put some paper towels down so you don’t dye your kitchen counters to match those Easter eggs you were working on with your kids (I assume this is still a thing people do, ponders Lady No-Kids). Grab that prepared pan, and snip the tips off the piping or plastic bags. I alternated diagonal stripes of lime, teal, blue, purple, pink:

While giddily giggling at how blindingly bright this cake was going to be. I really wanted it to scream SPRING IS HERE, and I think you could probably see these colors from space, so, mission achieved.

I used an angled spatula to gently smooth each color after I piped it so that there were no gaps between colors and the batter was spread evenly for baking. Be sure to wipe the spatula clean between each color.

I get a strange yearning to find all my old Lisa Frank memorabilia looking at this.

Next time, I would make my stripes thinner so more of them show once the cake is rolled up. Alternatively, you could do horizontal stripes as well. Once you’ve filled the pan, gently tap it on the counter a few times to release air bubbles. Bake at 350 for exactly 12 minutes. I added an extra minute because it still felt a little too spongy, and I had cracking issues in some places. I definitely attribute this to the bake time because the thinner areas where I didn’t do as good of a job evenly distributing batter were the areas that cracked. So be careful to really evenly spread the batter and not to over bake by even 1 minute…this is the Mariah Carey of cakes–total diva. Had I pulled the roll out at 12 minutes, it definitely would’ve been spongy enough to be malleable all over for rolling.

Seriously, this is so neon it hurts to look at for more than 10 seconds at a time. *It’s perfect.*

Rewind a bit, and while your cake is still baking in the oven, throw down a tea towel and dust the ever-loving-heck out of it with powdered sugar on both sides. This will keep the cake from sticking to the towel. There will be powdered sugar covering everything in your kitchen no matter how many paper towels or how much wax paper you put down, so prepare for it to look like a drug deal went very wrong. White powder EVERYWHERE. Now, the SECOND that cake comes out of the oven after 12, not 13 minutes, put the tea towel on top of it, then put a cooling rack on top of that, face down. With the aid of some pot holders, flip all this over together. 

It’s like a very hot, potentially burn-y circus act to get this out of the pan.

Remove the pan, which is now on top of everything, very carefully so you don’t burn yourself, or worse, hurt the cake. It may be a very demanding cake, but it is otherwise perfectly innocent. Carefully, slowly, gingerly, incredibly nimbly, roll the cake up in the towel starting from the short side (left to right, not top to bottom, based on the position of my cake above).

Don’t forget to breathe in there somewhere, too.

Congratulations, you’ve made it 75% of the way. I assume performing surgery is easier than making a cake roll, but I might be off base. Let the cake cool completely to the touch while in the towel on top of cooling rack. Don’t move it to the fridge or freezer; you don’t want it to dry out at all. If you blast it with cold air, it will, and then when you try to unroll it, it will crumble. Trust me, I’ve done this about 2,700 times, and every time I put my roll in the fridge to chill, it absolutely crumbled apart.

Yes, you need specialty spring sprinkles. It’s simply a required aesthetic aspect to compliment how unbeliveably neon this cake is.

Guys, put your feelings about Greek yogurt aside. I absolutely refuse to eat plain Greek yogurt, but the flavored stuff is aces. I prefer Two Good or Dannon Light+Fit flavors, but your favorite brand will work. You want to get started on this the day before you bake because you need to strain your yogurt overnight. To make:

• 8 ounces/226 grams strained vanilla or lemon Greek yogurt (I used vanilla)
• 8 ounces of 1/3 less fat cream cheese at room temp
• 2 TBS powdered monkfruit or powdered sugar
• 2 tsp vanilla
• Optional: 1 tsp lemon extract (I didn’t, but really wish I had added this because I love lemon flavor)
• Not even remotely optional: these adorable Easter sprinkles 

 

Yogurt Straining 101

Yogurt straining is super simple, it just takes awhile. In order to make a pipe-able, stiff frosting, you’ll need to do this. Put a sieve over a bowl, and put either cheesecloth, a coffee filter, or a thin layer of really durable paper towels (I used two sheets of Viva folded in half) in the sieve. Then plop your yogurt in this, cover with plastic wrap, and let drain overnight in the fridge.

An Easter miracle! Wait…

Hindsight here is my only cake roll plate is fall-themed. Fall is the best season, so it stands to reason I’ll have to use this recipe again in a few months. Until then, let’s think of this as a “Gathering of the Seasons.”

Fall leaves and neon spring hues definitely do not go together.

Now that you’ve survived the hardest part of making a cake roll, have some fun and decorate that electric beauty. I used a 2D tip and the rest of my frosting to pipe large mounds down the middle of the cake, then came back in to pipe small flowers beside each mound. Naturally, I finished with sprinkles, as is always the case.

Because they’re freakin’ delightful, people.

Cake plate aside, I am so happy with how this looks.

The inside is absolutely adorable to boot.

Few times in my life have I felt more relief than when a cake roll finally turned out right after a million failed attempts. It was a large baking victory, and I stand by it!

You can definitely trim the ends to give it a cleaner look for presentation, but after the anxiety and breath holding, you’ll probably be ready to take a nap or drink a stiff beverage once you’re done piping and sprinkling. Plus, trimmed ends = wasted cake, and we just can’t have that. I wish I had used a bit more filling so the color layers were separated better, but there’s always next time. I assume my next cake roll will end up being an utter nightmare, so I’m just basking in the glow of this cake…which is completely possible thanks to those electric neon hues it’s giving off. I am eagerly awaiting my next slice. 

These are also the best tasting sprinkles I have ever had, and that’s saying something because I have an entire pantry shelf devoted to sprinkles.

After a few heavier cake bakes, this roll and the lemon flavor are so refreshing. It’s nice to eat a slice of cake and feel somehow lighter? But that could also just be the years of cake roll fails falling off my soul. Either way, this recipe is delicious, and that yogurt cream cheese frosting is an absolute game changer. Whatever cake flavor- strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, blueberry, you get the point, there’s a Greek yogurt in the same flavor that you can make your cream cheese frosting with. I’m already plotting out how to use it in my next bake. Until then, this colorful springtime beauty is all I need. I hope everyone has a wonderful Easter next Sunday! If you bring this cake roll to your family gathering, you will make the Easter Bunny look like an absolute chump. ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

That’s all, yolks!

 A year ago, I was gearing up for St. Patrick’s Day with this gorgeous striped shamrock cake when the world more or less ended (probably should’ve made that clover cake topper a 4-leafer). I had never comfort eaten cake like that before, but it became a pretty regular occurrence thereafter in 2020. Here we are, March 2021, and I decided this year’s festive holiday bake needed to be bolder, brighter, and, well, boozier. Because after the past 12 months, I needed a solid reminder that good still exists, and in this case, it’s in the form of a Baileys salted caramel bundt cake the colors of the rainbow.

Also appropriate because much like the rainbow, I am over it.

I know, for someone whose wardrobe is black with a dash of more black, this is a really vibrant, colorful choice. I kinda felt like a rainbow might be a mood lifter, and if that didn’t do the trick, the copious amount of Baileys in this recipe definitely would. I am happy to report that I was correct on both counts! This cake is swimming in delicious salted caramel flavor thanks to the Baileys both in the cake and in the glaze on top. It also delights me greatly every time I open the fridge and see this little cakey rainbow waiting for me to eat it (note: I don’t have a slice every time I open the fridge. But I want to, because YUM). Somewhere over the rainbow, Florida swimsuit season is a mere 10 days away, and this will only run me 247 calories a slice for 12 slices total…a Saint Patrick’s Day miracle!

This recipe is definitely my lucky charm.

I will admit this is a very dense cake…it’s more like a Bailey’s sweet bread with glaze on top. If you prefer a lighter forkful, follow my recipe recommendations below to give your cake more spring. To make, you’ll need:

• 1 box of yellow cake mix (I use Whole Foods gluten free yellow cake mix)
• 1 box of sugar free instant vanilla pudding*
• 2 eggs at room temp
• 3/4 cup + 2 TBS of either regular or salted caramel Baileys
• 1/4 cup skim milk
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1/2 cup of unsweetened applesauce
• 1/4 cup of butter at room temp*
• Gel dyes in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple

*I wanted to see if these two additions would make a moister cake since gluten free mixes can get a little dry. I would omit both of these next time to make a cake with a lighter, more traditional texture. Don’t get me wrong, the flavor these bring to the cake overall are awesome, but I prefer a lighter texture for my desserts. With the current density, I do feel pretty comfortable eating this cake as a sweet breakfast bread though, so there’s that. Do rainbows have silver linings? Because this one does.

Start by preheating your oven to 350 and grease a bundt cake pan very well. In a bowl, whisk the eggs, vanilla, milk, and Baileys, and set aside. In your stand mixer, blend the applesauce and butter together (skip this step if not adding butter, just dump the applesauce in your mixer bowl). Add the pudding mix and 1/3 of the cake mix to the stand mixer, blending on low until it begins to combine with the applesauce/butter. You can scrape the bowl as you go, and add in 1/3 of the liquid mix. Blend, add 1/3 more dry mix, scrape the bowl, add 1/3 more liquid, etc. until everything is in the bowl, mixed together on low speed. Try not to over mix since you have to dye your batter and mix it around more later.

Get ready to Roy G. Biv it.

You’ll need every bowl you have in your house and potentially even your neighbor’s, but, worth it, I promise. A technicolor dreamcoat of a cake requires a little extra effort. Split your batter evenly into 6 bowls. With my gluten free cake mix (which is a little less than a typical cake mix), I was able to scoop 2/3 cup into each bowl.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate my new phone’s camera. It’s fabulous.

Dye each bowl a different color, obviously, so be careful cleaning spoons, or be lazy like me and use 6. Work smarter, not harder.

Maybe this cake should’ve been Skittles flavored. Does anyone make Skittles vodka?

Now, take either piping bags or plastic bags, and fill your batter one color in each bag. You’ll want to snip your piping bag or plastic bag so there’s a medium-sized opening. Grab that prepared pan and small spatula.

Seriously, this is an unedited photo. LOOK AT THAT COLOR. Gah, I really was taking photos with a potato of a phone before this.

Start with your red, and pipe circles into the bundt pan. Smooth these out with your spatula.

Truly, I hate the color orange. It makes me angry, and I’m not sure why. Was I accidentally hit on the head with multiple oranges as small child?

Now, carefully pipe the orange on top of the red. Using gentle pressure with the spatula, smooth this batter out so that it is completely covering the red. You don’t want them to mix together, so use a light hand.

Also not a big fan of yellow, so maybe a whole fruit basket fell on my head?

Above is before I’ve smoothed out my batter, so you have a better idea of what to “go for…” A.k.a., a concentric hot mess.

Thank god that spatula smooths things over.

Repeat with the green, blue, and finish with the purple. Give your pan a few gentle taps on the counter to get rid of any bubbles, but not so hard your layers start to mix together. Bake this at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. A toothpick should come out cleanly when it’s done.

Honestly, should’ve layered this backwards because it is a true tragedy the purple is hidden on bottom.

Leave your cake in the pan on top of a cooling rack for 10 minutes. Then run an angled spatula around the edges and the center of the bundt pan. I place the cooling rack on top of the pan and then flip everything over at the same time to release my cake.

“Rainbow Brite, see the shining light…” If you’re over 30, appreciate that moment of childhood zen.

Guys, it’s so colorful I kinda want to a die a little. And this is only the OUTSIDE. The inside is truly something Rainbow Brite herself would be envious of because it is fabulous. Now, I placed my cake inside the fridge to chill for 30 minutes before I made my glaze and eyed my baking Baileys.

What? Half the booze in our house is for drinking, the other half is for baking.

This glaze is super duper simple, which, after spending an hour becoming a color mixing master, is something you’ll truly appreciate. You need:

• 1 cup of powdered monkfruit or sugar
• 1/2 TBS skim milk
• Oh look, more Baileys! I used 2 TBS, you could definitely do 2 1/2 and skip the milk, but I am lightweight
• Super rad St. Paddy’s Day sprinkles (I found mine on Amazon)

Dump the sugar, Baileys, and milk together and whisk until completely smooth. If you think things are too thick, try adding a tsp of milk or Baileys at a time. I put my glaze into a liquid measuring cup once my consistency was thick enough to coat the back of a spoon.

It also helps to have everything close by. Glaze sets quickly, so work fast to add sprinkles.

Clearly, sprinkles are NOT optional in my book, so once I poured my glaze all over the top of the cake, I quickly added sprinkles on top:

Gotta let the leprechaun represent in there somewhere! Cute little shamrockin’ sprinkles will do the trick. Irish I had more cake…

Now, let everything set up in the fridge for a couple hours before slicing. Keep it in the fridge until it is all devoured since there’s dairy in the glaze.

So magically delicious.

If you ever wanted to eat a piece of cake whose pure existence just radiates joy and flair, this is definitely the cake for that. I realize most rainbows lead to a pot of gold, and in 2021, I hope that pot also contains a COVID vaccine so we can get back to regularly scheduled St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans by 2022. At least I have this cake to help me cope with being a shut-in for a while longer! Anything that tastes of salted caramel Baileys in each bite is a blissful escape from reality. That glaze is nice and sweet but finishes smooth and rich thanks to the Baileys, and it’s a nice little kick of flavor paired with the cake itself. It may be a dense bake, but that makes it no less delicious! I’m definitely making this again because Baileys makes everything better. I hope however you’re celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day, you’re safe, happy, and full of Baileys cake. ‘Til next time, my fellow eaters!

I’m not sharing though, so you’re gonna have to bake your own…